He was a bit of a wise boy!

Instead of Wideboy. A wheeler dealer that’s been to university?

Ar-ih-stow-crah-see

When the posh talk dirty presumably?

Back to Annie – this one could refer to a donkey at a refuse site, someone attempting an unusual snooker shot or possibly the moment before sitting on the pork sword.

Another Irene-ism, this time a clever shortening of Dunelm Mill – like it.

This is an Irene-ism this time where Irene used the term voltage in relation to alcohol strength.

A genre of television programme relating either to science fiction only on Sky TV or fictional programming relating to the sky?

The classic confusion of when to use aesthetic as opposed to anesthetic – a simple mistake.

I guess this means visual pleasure on the verge of unconsciousness.

In context “It’s the anesthetic” – which sounds ok, until you realise it was nothing to do with the hospital.

In context… shut up your planky face.

Difficult to fathom anything beyond this.

‘Footish’ = Foot Fetish